## Braindump: Drink Sizes

Actually, maybe this one would do better as an "x, y, and z walk into a bar"
style joke. Something like:

A student, a mathematician, and a generic academic walk into a KFC. The
student orders some Original Recipe chicken. The generic academic points out
that given the student's normal modus operandi, what he actually wants is
derivative recipe chicken. Then the mathematician says something like, "The
rate of change of chicken? What is this, a really lame joke?".

Then the academic and the mathematician argue for a while about the relative
merits of their various worldviews while the student eats the chicken and
leaves.

...

Look, it's a work in progress, okay? All I'm saying is the original/derivative
dichotomy is some fertile joke-ground which has not been covered.

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